Seriously, EHarmony?

In my seemingly never-ending issues with EHarmony, please to enjoy one of my favorite matches that I ever received of the site.  I can definitely see the humor in this, but it felt less funny when I had shelled out my monthly installment of $80.

D (Purple Nurple, New York)

Occupation: Nipples

Age: 27

Height: 6′ 4″

Ethnicity: White, non-Hispanic

Religion: Christian

Want Kids: Yes

Drinks: About once a week

Smokes: Never

Match Delivered: July 29, 2009

Granted the Purple Nurple, NY should have tipped me off right away…but I still didn’t see that occupation coming.  However, maybe  his occupation is actually nipples. He could work for Body Perks.  Remember that episode of Sex and the City where they were made famous? Perhaps, I overreacted….

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